Thursday, February 02, 2006

Welcome To Catbucks and evil mornings.

I am not a morning person. Some people shouldn't drive or perform important tasks late at night because they are too tired. I would be better to try doing things drunk than trying to do things before 10am. I have in the past...

Put a coffee in the freezer. Put the cat food in the dishwasher.
Put fridge food like milk in the cupboard.
Put the phone in the cupboard (you should have seen the look on my face when the cupboard started ringing).
Among other things. Generally if I can't find something small like my keys I will check the freezer and the cupboard since those are places that I will put things in the morning for some reason. Zombies tend to be more alert than me before my second coffee.

This morning though took the cake.

I got up this morning at 8:30am and one of the cats (Mickey) was pouting upstairs. About an hour later I was getting myself a second coffee when I noticed Mickey had finally come downstairs. I was so happy I decided to give him some dry food right away since he missed breakfast. Just then Dusty started squawking so I put down two bowls with a bit of dry food. I then went back to making my coffee. Sir Squawks-a-lot(Dusty) though was not happy with the dry. So I grabbed another small bowl and put it on the counter and grabbed the can of food from the fridge and a fork. I then turned put a small amount of food on the fork and proceeded to put the food in my coffee. If the food hadn't stuck to the fork it would have gone in. It was as I was going to bang the fork on the side that I caught myself. MMM that would have been tasty. A lovely Catbucks coffee to start the day. No wonder I am crazy:)

Judy